"Of course, it is true that the tale of my glorious reign shall be depicted in its fullest splendor upon the new year, for a paltry sum from the commoners or as the rewards for those vassals who swore fealty to our Order so long ago!" "And with the added bonus of idols of my likeness, appropriate for the hoi polloi to grovel before my sight in the comfort of their abodes!"

"But HOW DARE my edict be delayed beyond the demise and burial of Miiverse?!" "This may seem a petty complaint for one such as I. I assure you, I am aware of the multitudes of well-crafted imagery that tries to truly capture my glory. Why would it not exist? I am no stranger to any of the masses!" "But it means that I shall be denied the most vital of tributes..."

"WHAT IS THE POINT IF I CANNOT BECOME THE LARGEST KNIGHT IN THE KINGDOM, COMPLETE WITH ARMOR OF GOLD?!"

"I INVENTED this style!" "I have ALWAYS been superior to the remainder of my domain!" "If any gaudy gargantuan goliath should stand in your midst, it should be I!"

"Yet I have been FORCED to idly sit by as PRETENDERS proclaim false superiority?!" "The alchemist does not understand true glamour! His beak does not sparkle! His robe is improperly lined! I dare say he did not even deign to employ actual gold! Surely this is nothing more than some foolish alloy passing for the real deal!" "...though, I must admit, I thought I saw his shorter form afterward..."

"...the less said about the psychopomp, the better." "Such a ruddy cloak. Such a peasant's weapon. Such slouched posture, unbefitting the one upon a throne of skulls of any color." "And how would a scavenger such as he fund such a garment? He could not have taken any wealth with him..." "...has he been grifting from a ferryman?"

"But I shall persist." "My glorious new form SHALL arrive, even if this form of communication is no longer fit to depict it!" "All will know the true magnificence of King Knight, and move swiftly from my stride, lest they be trampled upon like the insects they are!"

BEAUTIFUL! xD Gah I love this post!! King Knight needs more love!