And this kids is our hero!... ... Yeah Plague may be better...Wait... Why didn't we hire samurais instead?!

Only rich important people hired samurai.

Darn it... Then why didn't we hire the un-important King-er-Treasure Knight?! CAN WE HIRE MONEY TO GET MONEY FOR THE SAMURAIS??... Or maybe... Is it legal to hire JE-SUS* yet? (thx miiverse*)