*looks over at you* *looks at you playing Shovel Knight crying* Wow, I thought you had a life.

Thanks for that generous compliment,buddy! Now get out of my house! *kicks you out the front door*

Oh.. You didn't close the door. *walks into door* oOPS, MY MIND'S PLAYIN' TRICKS ON MEH

*throws rotten eggs at you through the window* GET OUT OF HERE oh wait,I forgot about something,I need to take your shock cuffs back.

*runs away*

HEY I NEED TO TAKE THOSE OFF OF YOU I don't need them anymore because I'm done shocking people. I believe my byootiful crown is enough to make people obey me. *shows of my byootiful He-Queen crown*

Oh, I just took those off and put 'em in your house.. hidden... somewhere. (last post, use my profile comment)

Aww... the truth is I put the button for your shock cuffs ON my byootiful He-Queen crown. Since I'm a single He-Queen I need to drown my sorrows in Cuddles-shocking and Knight-shoveling.

NO YOU DON'T *grabs you before you can leave* I need to put these new shock collars on you. *puts shock collars all over your arms and legs*

*falls facefirst onto floor* CAN'T. MOVE. HANDS.

Heh,this is already funny enough! I don't even need to shock you! Buuuuut I will anyway *shocks* YOU HAVE TO OBEY ME,THE BYOOTIFUL HE-QUEEN